Random Jokes

I'm sure some of you do read MMA's monthly journals. I actually quite like the "SP's Korner" - it always gives me good laugh. Just picked 2 randomly:#1The skydiving instructor was going trough the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked:"If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long we would have till we hit the