Couple Jokes (2)

#1Wife: "Dear, tonight I feel like sleeping with the light on. Is it ok?"Husband: "Oh..hmm can but..."Wife: "But what? You'll be uncomfortable with it?"Husband: "Well it should be fine, as long as you keep your make-up on..."#2Wife standing in front of the mirror.Wife: "Oh dear, I think I look old, fat and ugly. Can you just give me some compliments?"Husband: "Oh sure. Well, at least your